You and I…
…how do I put this?
You and I, well, we’ve never been close.
We’ve had our good days and we’ve had our bad. Remember that time I thought I could walk into a gym and just bust out a 2 mile jog? Yeah, that was a bad time.
And a lot of people just seem to get along with you effortlessly. It gets me thinking that you might just be nicer to other people. And for some reason, they have a better time hanging out with you.
I’m hoping that I can get to that point with you. See, I’m tired of feeling all blobby and I hear you help make a person less blobby. We should work great together, right? We’re aiming for the same goals. Diet and I got to a good place and I’m hoping you and I can do so as well. Maybe we can all hang out together?
So, listen, I’m putting in some effort right now, can you maybe meet me halfway? Make it go smoothly ? Teach me how to look like those girls with the high ponytails and pretty workout outfits? The ones that don’t sweat. Yeah, teach me to be like them. You do that and we’re golden.
We’ve got this,