Oh, my sweet, simple Drink Koozie.
On these hot and humid days, you prove yourself tenfold.
No longer do important papers stick to a condensation ring on my desk. Never again do I have to stand uncomfortably as an iced coffee drips water down my arm. Forever I am saved from melting ice water making a mess of my life because I have you, you little promotional gem.
And that’s your other beauty: you remind me of my favorite things. Whether it’s a radio station, a food product, or a TV show, I got you because I loved something enough to get it. Or you were handed to me at a fair. Or I randomly found you. Either way, you directly or indirectly my three favorite things: free, random, productive products.
So, it’s safe to say this is love. You’re a year round necessity that makes me appear more put together.
You, dear Koozie, are sacred in my books.